Late Breaking News

So, in an attempt to distract myself from the horror show of politics and the economy, I present you with news you can use. This is opposed to what I've recently been subjected to, aka "news you'll get screwed by".

Anyhow, a comparison on blanket product alternatives. I'd just like to point out to the pinheads over at Gizmodo that perhaps the time to do this is in September or October, not the end of freakin' March. Up here in the Northern Hemisphere, spring has arrived. Unless you live in some godforsaken hellhole like, I dunno, Canadia, blanket season is pretty much over. Thanks for the review. Maybe I'll even remember it when fall rolls around.

Sympathy Deficit

Somehow, I can't bring myself to shed a tear for young Mr. Robin . Maybe I'm just a heartless old veteran, but this is not 1962. Nobody has been drafted lately. If you are in the military in this day and age, you volunteered. Accept the consequences of the choices you have made.

Think the war is illegal? Stand up in front of everybody and say so. Take the lumps for your decision. Don't puppy out and run to Canada.

Queblowme

This is the funniest Achewood in quite some time. Remember, flip-tops are evil and not to be trusted.