Whacked-out Gadgety Goodness

This is the most fabulous pocket knife ever. While I'm not a fan of the Swiss Army, being more of a Leatherman guy myself, a little tiny fold-up crossbow would be freakin' sweet. Actually, the traditional Leatherman form factor would work exceptionally well for a crossbow. Probably not for a flamethrower, though.

Keep this in mind should you ever need to send a gift my way.