Get Some Shoes

I don't care how much your feet hurt. It might be that your feet hurt because you're packing around 300 pounds on a 5'6" frame. In any event, Crocs are not appropriate work footwear out here in white collar land, mmkay? Butch up and put on some real shoes.

Similarly, just because some Chinese peon glued some sequins to a pair of flip-flops does not magically make them sandals. They're still fucking flip-flops. Consider this: you're 37 years old and wearing flip-flops to work. Get a clue and put some shoes on, you twunt.

I'm having issues with my coworkers today, can you tell?



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