2006/01/10

Rats

Presented for your edification and amusement: The YPS Taxonomy of Rats.

Rats
Rats with Fluffy Tails and Good PR, or Tree Rats (AKA squirrels)
Rats with Wings (AKA pigeons)
Mutant Toxic Waste Rats (AKA possums)

I only bring this up because psychos in England are claiming that two of the rats have crossbred producing a "squirrat". Whatever. Leaving aside the biological improbability, does it really matter? A rat is a rat is a rat, fluffy tail or no.

I wouldn’t find these things without J and Fark.

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