Mohammed Has a 7 Inch Penis

Well I figure Muslims will commit mass suicide, or at least try to burn England to the ground, as a British sex shop is selling a blow up doll called "Mustafa Shag", complete with 7 inch inflatable penis. For those of us not familiar with Islam, apparently Mohammed, is also known as "al-Mustafa". So just for you, I did some crack research...so here's the product. An inflated version can be found here.

No, I'm not pro-sex doll, but good grief, these damn people are just ridiculous. If Muslims are offended by Mustafa Shag, they shouldn't frikkin' buy him for crying out loud. Hell, I'll show solidarity with them on this one and not buy him either. Instead, we'll just go and buy something else British to add to the collection of Danish products we bought last weekend.

West to Muslims: STFU. People offend Christians all the time. Vote with your letters and currency. Get over it.