Rangers Lead The Way!

I have nothing against the fine gentlemen in the 75^th Ranger Regiment, but this one is too good to not mock.

The best trained and best equipped light infantry in the world, baby! I’ve always felt my military training was of limited use in the civilian sector, but these guys found a way to make it pay off for them. I don’t think $54K is enough money for the amount of jail time they’re gonna do. However, apparently their risk/reward calibration is a little different than mine.

Gives "sua sponte" a whole new meaning, doesn't it?