Austinitis

I was listening to Dan Patrick on the radio the other day when he made a statement which convinced me, beyond any possible doubt, he has become infected with whatever the hell is in the water at the Legislature.

He made a comment about how there were so many bills and so much to be done that Texas needed a full-time Legislature. Well. There goes all your conservative street cred, Dan.

If you ignuts in the Lege can't get your business accomplished in the allotted time, maybe y'all are trying to do too much. It's called priorities, Dan. Figure out what are essential government functions and work on those.

Full-time legislature, my ass. Texas needs that like we need another hurricane.