The E-Slate is not a F&*ckin' Touch Screen!

That is just a reminder from your friendly election judge to all Harris county residents. It is posted all over the damn place, but somehow, nobody seems to notice. Read the shit people!

Turnout is exceptional, amazing. The election is running smoothly with no complaints. These are good things. I am forkin' tired and getting grumpy. That is a bad thing.

Glad to be doing our part for the President...now the rest of you swing states just need to GIT-R-DONE!!