Get Out And Vote, Dammit

If you're reading this, then it's almost certain that you are not out at your local polling place participating in democracy. What the hell are you waiting for, an engraved invitation? Go vote.

Unless you already have, in which case you can ignore this message. If you have no idea what's going on, stay home, Towelie. If you're not in one those two categories, (already voted or terminally clueless), you need to go and vote. NOW! Remember, democracy depends on you!