Original Gangster

Today I learned that the lovely Tamara is a Cypress Hill fan. Who would’ve thought?

Or else it’s just an odd coincidence that her blog post and a Cypress Hill track share the exact same name. This being the intarwebs, we sneer at the idea of coincidence. Everything is insidiously connected by the vast strands of the great conspiracy. Just because the connection isn’t obvious to you, the casual observer, doesn’t mean it’s not there. In fact, your cluelessness is probably deliberate obtuseness to cover up your willing participation as a pawn of some faction. You’re not here because of boredom or a desire to read our opinions. Someone sent you here to keep an eye on what we might be saying, in case we reveal too much information, didn’t they? Hah! Passing yourself as someone who came here via a search engine looking for ”AARP Sucks” won’t work, you know! We’re on to your little tricks! You won’t get away with this!

Ahem. Pardon me. I have to refill my prescription.

Anyhow, regardless of what you think about Cypress Hill or conspiracies, the post is good readin’ and explains why a lot of people get concealed carry permits. As someone else once pointed out, the fact that the odds of being assaulted are one in a million doesn’t provide much help or comfort when you suddenly become that one. A pistol is much more useful when the odds have run against you.