A Cornucopia of Strange

Be enthralled with the gentle turn of phrase as Tam ponders the phrase "anal bleaching" and follows the internet to its usually disturbing conclusion.

Me? I know better. There are things I can contemplate and it will never confront me that I don't type the phrase into a search engine. I have learned the hard way that whatever I can imagine, somebody has done and posted copious amounts of pictures, video, or text so that the world can be amazed. Rule 34 is not a joke.