Dance Selfishly

So, today is Groundhog Day. And Candlemas. And Ayn Rand's birthday. Frankly, I have no idea what I'm supposed to do to celebrate. Do I light a candle and ask a groundhog if acting in my rational self-interest will bring on 6 more weeks of winter? I'm so confused.

I should have celebrated Imbolc yesterday instead of worrying about it today. Setting things on fire and drinking heavily seems to be the Celtic approach to all holidays.