Kennedy? Eh?

This is one of the more ludicrous items I've read lately. I can come up with an oral history of Sponge Ted Drunk Pants in less than 2 square feet and for under $10. Any old fifth of swill sitting around should do.

I will add that I'm amused that this would not be happening had he not:
1. suggested it, and
2. agreed to raise the money to fund it.

What a whore.