Kees Moeliker Saw WHAT?

Wow, the nuts in the news just won't stop coming today, will they?

Kees Moeliker, Ig Nobel prize winner for biology--improbable research, will be lecturing in the UK about his odd hobby of standing around watching ducks fuck. No, you did not read that wrong. This gent apparently studies deviant sexual behavior in mallards, including homosexual necrophilia, which he actually claims to have witnessed.

Oh, you want more? OK sicko, well then you read.

Hey...got any hobbies?