Fire! Fire! Fire!

So there’s an update to the Gallery of Regrettable Food and it includes this wonderful stuff. Now this is a product with potential market. Lileks is right when he says that every man alive wants some. Flammable shaving cream! How cool is that? Damn you, CPSC and liability lawsuits! The coolest stuff goes away because of them. I miss my lawn darts, dammit.

BTW, it helps if you imagine the Beavis voice and laugh while reading the headline.