Reason I Don't Answer My Phone

Every time I do, and I don’t know precisely who is calling, I get bitten.

Soooo…

Phone rings.

I’m expecting a call from an unknown number, so I answer.

Who do I get?

Her Royal F*cking Pinkness.

I use the not endorsing anyone b/c I’m moving excuse. I'm just not up to being openly shitty to anyone right now.

But still...

MOOOOOOO

F*cking cow.