You're the One for Me, Fatty

This is fantastic. I’ve seen these commercials on FNC for the past couple of days but kept forgetting to check them out. If you haven’t, you should. They’re doing one commercial with the “Soup Nazi” from Seinfeld, and another one where a lawyer is badgering a girl scout on the stand about the lack of warnings on cookie boxes while his obese client is munching on the cookies.

Prophetic...damn...