Presidential Candidate Seeks Carrot Endorsement

This guy is just a freakin’ poof. I don’t think most Americans necessarily have an objection to the idea of a metrosexual President (although it won't be Kerry); America does, however hate a liar, and this guy is the biggest poseur in the public eye right now.

Seems like John Kerry not only can't decide his views on the issues, but he can't figure out his look either. Just a brief search reveals Kerry as Tidy Bowl Sperm, his botox phase, and now the Orange Bowl. The plus side is that this election cycle makeover stage is far more entertaining than Al Gore, the Alpha Male.